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| I'M A LOSER BABY, SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Uh.....Hello. My name is Kenneth, and I am a pathetic piece of shit. No! I'm not kidding. It's true. I'm really, really pathetic. I have no life. I just hang out with my friends, listen to music, go to the movies, get drunk etc. What a life! Pfffff......PATHETIC! I even own a Playstation. I'm 21 years old, and have the brain of an 12 year old kid. PATHETIC! I live in Norway, right. And in Norway we have a draft system. You know:The military...... And do you want to know what I said when I was drafted? "Oooh...I don't want to be in the military. I don't want to learn how to kill people". What a wimp! By the way, I'm a male. Just playin' it safe. Don't take it personally, but you've allready figured that out, right? With the draft system and stuff? OK! It's a fact. I'm a loser...Please don't kill me...but I'm a loser. REALLY PATHETIC! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I like to boogie! I like the night-life. I'm a swinger, baby. Wanna suck my lollipop? Have you ever felt that someone is watching you, but when you turn around-there's noone there. Spooky, isn't it? Well...here's my theory: I think the gouvernment has installed some kind of invisable cameras everywhere. Even in your own home. They are constantly watching you. Yeah, yeah...you say. Nothing new? Well, I know this may not be totally original. But I think that even though the cameras are constantly watching you. Noone is watching the images provided by the cameras! You see...the point is not to watch us. The gouvernment want us to go paranoid, so that they can get a lot of mony to use on psycriatc treatment. But the gouvernment KNOW that there's nothing wrong with people. They are very aware of the fact that people are paranoid because there actually is somone watching them. Therefore the gouvernment doesn't really have to help the people that go insane, because there's nothing wrong with them. Instead the gouvernment hire quack's, and take the rest of the money and spend it on themselfs. SHOCKED? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Time is running out. This is my last chance to prove how pathetic I am. A real loser! | I AM A BIG FAN OF VICTORIA IN SPICE GIRLS! I THINK I LOVE HER. NO! I KNOW I LOVE HER. Shocked? He he he....I knew this would push you over the edge. I really am a pathetic loser. Everything I have written is true. No lies! But I'll tell you one thing. It's the only way to be. I don't want to practice sports, collect stuff or anything else. I just want to be free. Free to do what I wanna do. And if you're smart, you'll be a loser to. Kenneth "Killboy" Thorstensen �
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